Ma Kathmandu ko sthaaii basinda. Ma euta prathisthit bank ma bank Manager ko rupma kaam gari rakheko chhu. Bhagawan ko kripa bhanu ya bhagyamani bhanu, meri Srimatile ekai patakma Jumlyahaa santaan janmaii. Tyesma pani euta chhora ra arko chhori. Srimati sutkeri bhaye pachhi Maita jaanchhu bhani. Huna pani ekai patak Dui bachchaa hunda ekdumai khusi ta thiyeun tara tiniharulai hurkaune kaam bhane teti sajilo thiyena. Maile pani Srimatiko bichaarlai thik mane. Dubai santanko nwaaran sakine bittikai Sasurali bata manchhe haru lina aaye. Ma eklai hune bhayekole malai pani utai hidna bhane sabai janale, tara maile manina. Bank ko kaam ahile machamach bhayeko hunale ma jana nabhyaaune tarka diyen. Aano pahilo santanharu aafno aankha bhanda tadha rakhne Ikchhya ta thiyena tara pani badhyata thiyo. 2-4 din eklai bhayen. Kaam bata aayo, na khane ko thegaan chha na sutne ko. Gharma santaan haru pani thiyenan ani bihe pachhi Srimati sanga chhuttiyera pani baseko thiyena. Garvawati bhaye pani hami Budha Budhi youn jivan chali rakhekai thiyo. Srimati gaye pachhi tyo pani rokiyeko thiyo. Manma Youn chahana bela bela malai jhaskaai rahanthyo.Srimati sanga basera herne gareka Aslil chalchitra haru, uni nahuda pani kahile kahi eklai bhaye pani herthen. Ra kahile internet ma aslil chalchitra heri aafulaai skhalit parthen. Dherai pachhi ko Youn chahana pura nahudako anubhab thiyo tyo.
Kehi din pachhi ma Mero srimati ra santanharulai herna bhani Sasurali lagen, chhutti milayera. Srimatile mero aafai pakaune baani nabhayekole ramro khana nahunda ma dublayeko bhani ra sasurali sabaile tyesai bhane. Farkane belama Sasu sasurale meri Sali lai sangai laijana bhannu bho. Maile dherai nai nasti garen tara antim ma swikriti diyen. Ratiko khana khayera Sali ra ma ghar tira Lageun. Bihanai chiya-nasta, khana sabai samayema nai banauthi Saali. Saliko 10+2 ko final bhayekole usko college thiyena ra gharmai basera padhthi. Mitho mitho pakaunthi, malai pani sajilai bhako thiyo. Ek din bank bata aaye pachhi sadhain jaso laptop kholen, kunai Virus paseko message aayo. Hijo samma thikai thiyo, achaanak aaja ke bhayo bhanthane. Internetko history heren, bharkharai aslil site haru kehi agadhi kholeko dekhayo. Sali le aslil site kholichha, thaha payen. Bhanne kura bhayena chup lagen ra computer purai format garen. Manchheko man nai ta ho, bholi palta job bata farke pachhi pheri history heren, aaja pani heriki rahichha.Man manai maile tyo kura thaha payeko kasari bataune sochen. Uni bhanda 10 barsha jetho ma maa ta yesto Youn chahana chha, 1-2 hapta budhi nahuda ta yesto ukus-mukus bhako chha! 17-18 barshako bainshama kahali laagdo Youn chahana hunu swabhabik nai hune bho. Bholi palta Bank janu bhanda agadhi maile pani mero Laptop ma aslil site kholera banda garen tara Off chahin gareko thiyena. Taki Sali le Laptop kholne bittikai tyo site khulos.
Beluka ghar aayera dherai ber Ghanti bajayen, balla balla Sali niskiyi ra bhani ma room ma dhoka banda garera baseki thiyen ghantiko aawaj nai sununa. Uni malai herdai hansdai thi. Vinaju chiya banai dinchhu bhandai kitchen tira gai. Mero man ma chahin Sali le Computer kholi ki kholina bhanne thiyo. Chhito chhito haat khutta dhoyera Sofama basi Laptop kholen. Laptop kholeki rahichhe. Sali musu musu hasndai thi. Mero aankha TV ma gayo, TV banda thiyo tara DVD ko batti chahin bali raheko thiyo. Maile Sali lai sodhen – “ke ho padhne bhanera Cinema herera baseki! timro Exam bigriyo bhane maile Dosh paaunchhu hai” bhandai maile TV ON garna khojen tara usle hatta na patta mero haat bata Remote taani. Maile kina ra! maile herna hunna ra timile hereko Film? bhane, Sali malai jhamtiye jasari Remote khosdai thiyin. Ma sanga dherai anunaya/binaya garin. Maile kebal ekchoti kun Film ho herera matra dinchhu bhane. Sali hatta na patta DVD nikalna gai ra ma pani gayen. Usle DVD nikali ra room tira daudi. Usle aslil Film hereki rahichha. Ma pheri Sofa ma aayera basen, Sofako ek chheu bhije jasto lagyo, chhame! Lagyo Salile pani pokhichhe. Yeso hereko usko Panty Sofa tala jhareko thiyo. Manai ta ho, Uthayen tyo pani bhijeko thiyo. Balla thaha payen, Sofa panile hoina Saliko Younanga bata niskeko panile bhijeko rahechha. Sali le dherai ber pachhi dhoka kholera Kitchen tira pasi khana banauna lai. Garmiko samaye maile Fridge bata chiso Beer jhiken, khana thalen. Sali le Sitan lyayera di. Maile usko kattu Sofa bahira nikali diyeko thiye, usle hatta na patta uthaii.
Maile pani Beer lageko jasto garera ke ho Sali maiya, jata tatai luga falinchha, Sofa pani chiso chha, ke ho? Timro pol sabai Baba aama lai lagai diun bhane. Sali pani ke kum, Tapai DD nabhako belama ke ke hernu hunchha DD lai pol lagai dim ? bhani. Ma hanse ra unlai Beer khane ? bhane. Malai usle beer khanchha bhanne thaha thiyena. Salile yesto garmi chha Vinajule dine bhaye khanchhu bhani. Maile afno ma thapen ra uslai naya Glass ma diyen. Uni narokkiye Beer piuna thali. Uslai lagdai gayo. Beer ko surma usle bhani – Sorry Vinaju maile herna nahune Film heren, malai tapaiko agadhi aftyaro bhako chha. Maile bhane – herna nahune bhaye kina banauthyo Film? Hami pani herchhaun. Yestai kura hudai thiyo, maile uslai aghiko DVD lyauna bhane. Usle lyauna ta gaina tara DVD bhayeko thaun batai. Ma gaye ra DVD liyera aayen. Maile Film lagayen, Sali lajayera jana khojdai thi tara maile taane uslai. Dubai nashama thieun ra maile uslai angaloma bandhe. Aslil Film chaldai thiyo TV ma tara mero dhyan chahin Sali ko sarir ma thiyo. Mahina din bhanda badhiko ra Sali ko barshaun ko bhok. Angalo mai badhiyera maile usko kapal, kaan ani bistarai BOBO pani chalayen. Uni sayed ma bhanda bhoki thi kyare kunai pratibaad garina. Maile usko T-Shirt bata haat chhirayen ra bobo ko munto halka sanga chalayen. Sali ka dubai ankha banda bhaisakeka thiye sayed madhosi le hola. Maile halka halka Saliko dubai bobo madna thalen. Ekai nimesh ma uskko T-Shirt kholera BOBO ko munta chusen. Sali karai – Vinajuuuuuuuuuuu…..Euta bobo chusdai thiyen arko khelaundai thiyen. Uni Sofa ma palteki thi bhane ma bhuin ma basera sabai gardai thiyen. Maile dhila nagarikana usko Trouser kholen. Usle Panty lagaayeki thiyena, sayed hatarma ma aaunda lagayeko panty Sofama lukaye pachhi arko lagauna birseki thi. Ma dubai haatle unko BOBO madna sakriya banaudai afno mukh lai usko PUTI ma puryayen. Usle pheri lamo Suskeraa hali ra bhani Vinajuuuuu…. aba pugyo, chado chhiraunu na! Maile ekai chhin usko PUTI chaten ani aafno dui aaunla usko PUTI ko mathillo bhagma halera chalauna thalen. Mero anubhab le ke batayo bhane meri Saali aba dherai ber tikna sakdina. Maile hatta na patta LADO jhiken ra dhila nagarikana PUTI ma halen. Sali karaii – Bhinajuuuuuuu…..dukhyoooo…Yeso hereko alikati matra chhireko rahechha ra bharkharki korali Saali, bityaas parla bhanera bistarai PUTI ko baahir bahira afno LADO lai dalen. Ekchhin pachhi mero ma ke Josh aayo kunni…Sali lai ekchhin khapnu hai bhani..PUTI ma rankeko lado Swattai chhirai diyen. Sali ko sarir ma ek prakarko taranga thiyo ra afno sarilai batarin. Mero 9 inch ko lado purai paseko thiyo ahile ta! Sali lai jati pida bhaye pani Younik santusti chahi pakkai thiyo. Kehi chhin ko ghamasan chikaii pachhi Sali pani sithil bhai ra ma pani. Purai FUSI Saliko puti bhitrai fali diye, 1 mahinako jo jameko thiyo. Raati mero LADO kasaile chalaye jasto lagyo – Yeso hereko ta Sali ta mero LADO chusdai rahichhe. Aba mero LADO thanki sakeko thiyo. maile uslai 69 position ma basna bhane – unle mero chusdai thi bhane maile unko PUTI chatdai thiyen. Aba chat chut pare pachhi uslai SOFA ma rakhi DUDH chusen. Salile yes patak chahin sangai jharum hai bhanin. Maile bhane Sali maiya timi chinta nagara. Uslai ghopto, uttano, kukur style, bedma sutayera, ubhi ubhi,….dherai style ma gariyo. Antama salile bhani – Vinaju ma thakisaken. Ma afno chikaii ko raftaar lai badhaudai thiye, aba Sali – Vinaju ajhai ajhai..PUTI chyatidinus bhanda karauna thali. Maile samjhen aba Saliko maal jhardai chha ani maile aafno pani jhaaren. Yespali usko petma sabai FUSI jhari diyen. Bholi palta Bank ma kaam gari rahada Sali ko phone aayo – Vinaju ahile bharkhar euta FILM here ko naya style ma rahechha bharai yestai tarikale garne hai. Maile hunchha bhane. Sali ko Exam pani sakiyo ra uni jhan fursadilo bhai ra dinbhar naya naya aslil FILM herthi ra raati tesai garna bhanthi. Uni mero sasurali farkane bela samma malai nai sikaune bhayeki thi. Man manai sasurali ra afnai srimatilai dhanyabad diyen…Sali jurai diyekoma. Sali ta aadha GHARWALI nai rahichhe bhanne lagyo ra bhitra bhitrai khusile Gad gad bhayen.
Kehi din pachhi ma Mero srimati ra santanharulai herna bhani Sasurali lagen, chhutti milayera. Srimatile mero aafai pakaune baani nabhayekole ramro khana nahunda ma dublayeko bhani ra sasurali sabaile tyesai bhane. Farkane belama Sasu sasurale meri Sali lai sangai laijana bhannu bho. Maile dherai nai nasti garen tara antim ma swikriti diyen. Ratiko khana khayera Sali ra ma ghar tira Lageun. Bihanai chiya-nasta, khana sabai samayema nai banauthi Saali. Saliko 10+2 ko final bhayekole usko college thiyena ra gharmai basera padhthi. Mitho mitho pakaunthi, malai pani sajilai bhako thiyo. Ek din bank bata aaye pachhi sadhain jaso laptop kholen, kunai Virus paseko message aayo. Hijo samma thikai thiyo, achaanak aaja ke bhayo bhanthane. Internetko history heren, bharkharai aslil site haru kehi agadhi kholeko dekhayo. Sali le aslil site kholichha, thaha payen. Bhanne kura bhayena chup lagen ra computer purai format garen. Manchheko man nai ta ho, bholi palta job bata farke pachhi pheri history heren, aaja pani heriki rahichha.Man manai maile tyo kura thaha payeko kasari bataune sochen. Uni bhanda 10 barsha jetho ma maa ta yesto Youn chahana chha, 1-2 hapta budhi nahuda ta yesto ukus-mukus bhako chha! 17-18 barshako bainshama kahali laagdo Youn chahana hunu swabhabik nai hune bho. Bholi palta Bank janu bhanda agadhi maile pani mero Laptop ma aslil site kholera banda garen tara Off chahin gareko thiyena. Taki Sali le Laptop kholne bittikai tyo site khulos.
Beluka ghar aayera dherai ber Ghanti bajayen, balla balla Sali niskiyi ra bhani ma room ma dhoka banda garera baseki thiyen ghantiko aawaj nai sununa. Uni malai herdai hansdai thi. Vinaju chiya banai dinchhu bhandai kitchen tira gai. Mero man ma chahin Sali le Computer kholi ki kholina bhanne thiyo. Chhito chhito haat khutta dhoyera Sofama basi Laptop kholen. Laptop kholeki rahichhe. Sali musu musu hasndai thi. Mero aankha TV ma gayo, TV banda thiyo tara DVD ko batti chahin bali raheko thiyo. Maile Sali lai sodhen – “ke ho padhne bhanera Cinema herera baseki! timro Exam bigriyo bhane maile Dosh paaunchhu hai” bhandai maile TV ON garna khojen tara usle hatta na patta mero haat bata Remote taani. Maile kina ra! maile herna hunna ra timile hereko Film? bhane, Sali malai jhamtiye jasari Remote khosdai thiyin. Ma sanga dherai anunaya/binaya garin. Maile kebal ekchoti kun Film ho herera matra dinchhu bhane. Sali hatta na patta DVD nikalna gai ra ma pani gayen. Usle DVD nikali ra room tira daudi. Usle aslil Film hereki rahichha. Ma pheri Sofa ma aayera basen, Sofako ek chheu bhije jasto lagyo, chhame! Lagyo Salile pani pokhichhe. Yeso hereko usko Panty Sofa tala jhareko thiyo. Manai ta ho, Uthayen tyo pani bhijeko thiyo. Balla thaha payen, Sofa panile hoina Saliko Younanga bata niskeko panile bhijeko rahechha. Sali le dherai ber pachhi dhoka kholera Kitchen tira pasi khana banauna lai. Garmiko samaye maile Fridge bata chiso Beer jhiken, khana thalen. Sali le Sitan lyayera di. Maile usko kattu Sofa bahira nikali diyeko thiye, usle hatta na patta uthaii.
Maile pani Beer lageko jasto garera ke ho Sali maiya, jata tatai luga falinchha, Sofa pani chiso chha, ke ho? Timro pol sabai Baba aama lai lagai diun bhane. Sali pani ke kum, Tapai DD nabhako belama ke ke hernu hunchha DD lai pol lagai dim ? bhani. Ma hanse ra unlai Beer khane ? bhane. Malai usle beer khanchha bhanne thaha thiyena. Salile yesto garmi chha Vinajule dine bhaye khanchhu bhani. Maile afno ma thapen ra uslai naya Glass ma diyen. Uni narokkiye Beer piuna thali. Uslai lagdai gayo. Beer ko surma usle bhani – Sorry Vinaju maile herna nahune Film heren, malai tapaiko agadhi aftyaro bhako chha. Maile bhane – herna nahune bhaye kina banauthyo Film? Hami pani herchhaun. Yestai kura hudai thiyo, maile uslai aghiko DVD lyauna bhane. Usle lyauna ta gaina tara DVD bhayeko thaun batai. Ma gaye ra DVD liyera aayen. Maile Film lagayen, Sali lajayera jana khojdai thi tara maile taane uslai. Dubai nashama thieun ra maile uslai angaloma bandhe. Aslil Film chaldai thiyo TV ma tara mero dhyan chahin Sali ko sarir ma thiyo. Mahina din bhanda badhiko ra Sali ko barshaun ko bhok. Angalo mai badhiyera maile usko kapal, kaan ani bistarai BOBO pani chalayen. Uni sayed ma bhanda bhoki thi kyare kunai pratibaad garina. Maile usko T-Shirt bata haat chhirayen ra bobo ko munto halka sanga chalayen. Sali ka dubai ankha banda bhaisakeka thiye sayed madhosi le hola. Maile halka halka Saliko dubai bobo madna thalen. Ekai nimesh ma uskko T-Shirt kholera BOBO ko munta chusen. Sali karai – Vinajuuuuuuuuuuu…..Euta bobo chusdai thiyen arko khelaundai thiyen. Uni Sofa ma palteki thi bhane ma bhuin ma basera sabai gardai thiyen. Maile dhila nagarikana usko Trouser kholen. Usle Panty lagaayeki thiyena, sayed hatarma ma aaunda lagayeko panty Sofama lukaye pachhi arko lagauna birseki thi. Ma dubai haatle unko BOBO madna sakriya banaudai afno mukh lai usko PUTI ma puryayen. Usle pheri lamo Suskeraa hali ra bhani Vinajuuuuu…. aba pugyo, chado chhiraunu na! Maile ekai chhin usko PUTI chaten ani aafno dui aaunla usko PUTI ko mathillo bhagma halera chalauna thalen. Mero anubhab le ke batayo bhane meri Saali aba dherai ber tikna sakdina. Maile hatta na patta LADO jhiken ra dhila nagarikana PUTI ma halen. Sali karaii – Bhinajuuuuuuu…..dukhyoooo…Yeso hereko alikati matra chhireko rahechha ra bharkharki korali Saali, bityaas parla bhanera bistarai PUTI ko baahir bahira afno LADO lai dalen. Ekchhin pachhi mero ma ke Josh aayo kunni…Sali lai ekchhin khapnu hai bhani..PUTI ma rankeko lado Swattai chhirai diyen. Sali ko sarir ma ek prakarko taranga thiyo ra afno sarilai batarin. Mero 9 inch ko lado purai paseko thiyo ahile ta! Sali lai jati pida bhaye pani Younik santusti chahi pakkai thiyo. Kehi chhin ko ghamasan chikaii pachhi Sali pani sithil bhai ra ma pani. Purai FUSI Saliko puti bhitrai fali diye, 1 mahinako jo jameko thiyo. Raati mero LADO kasaile chalaye jasto lagyo – Yeso hereko ta Sali ta mero LADO chusdai rahichhe. Aba mero LADO thanki sakeko thiyo. maile uslai 69 position ma basna bhane – unle mero chusdai thi bhane maile unko PUTI chatdai thiyen. Aba chat chut pare pachhi uslai SOFA ma rakhi DUDH chusen. Salile yes patak chahin sangai jharum hai bhanin. Maile bhane Sali maiya timi chinta nagara. Uslai ghopto, uttano, kukur style, bedma sutayera, ubhi ubhi,….dherai style ma gariyo. Antama salile bhani – Vinaju ma thakisaken. Ma afno chikaii ko raftaar lai badhaudai thiye, aba Sali – Vinaju ajhai ajhai..PUTI chyatidinus bhanda karauna thali. Maile samjhen aba Saliko maal jhardai chha ani maile aafno pani jhaaren. Yespali usko petma sabai FUSI jhari diyen. Bholi palta Bank ma kaam gari rahada Sali ko phone aayo – Vinaju ahile bharkhar euta FILM here ko naya style ma rahechha bharai yestai tarikale garne hai. Maile hunchha bhane. Sali ko Exam pani sakiyo ra uni jhan fursadilo bhai ra dinbhar naya naya aslil FILM herthi ra raati tesai garna bhanthi. Uni mero sasurali farkane bela samma malai nai sikaune bhayeki thi. Man manai sasurali ra afnai srimatilai dhanyabad diyen…Sali jurai diyekoma. Sali ta aadha GHARWALI nai rahichhe bhanne lagyo ra bhitra bhitrai khusile Gad gad bhayen.
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